11Sep/090
A Jest
A joke that made me roll on the floor laughing while playing The Witcher
A countess said to a count...
Countess: Shall I have dinner served?
Count: What a waste...
Countess: Perhaps we might go for a walk?
Count: What a waste...
Countess: May I ask a riddle, then?
Count: Very well...
Countess: What is warm, hairy and dives into hole?
Count: A cock.
Countess: Not at all, a mouse!
Count: A mouse in a cunt? What a waste."
:rotflmao: